āDear Journal, Now Iām going to write about breasts. I never used to have them, but theyāre growing in, getting bigger, whether I like it or not. Why? Where do they come from? Why canāt I stay like I am? [ā¦] Whatās everyone so excited about, though? Am I that weird? I hate it. I
āFor the sewing machine, with a dignified bearing and fated to be stationary, the shock all but caused it to lose its reason for existence. The 100-30, warped by the flames and with its needle broken, was embedded in the ground. It was unlikely a sewing machine could survive such a calamity.ā [From āThe Life
FYI: This review contains spoilers. āThe whole situation had come to be because Iād sat down one day in front of my recruiter and informed her that I wanted a job as close as possible to my house ā ideally, something along the lines of sitting all day in a chair, overseeing the extraction of